My name is James Macdonald and I was born despite my parents best attempts at not having any children.

I have worked with music and played in bands from the age of sixteen and been really going at it since leaving the army.

My army career was not the best and it was probably the worst service in history so it is a good job that I am a slightly better musician than soldier.

I have had a lot of fun and a lot of heartbreak following my desire to become a musician and entertainer but I still think I have the best job in the world despite the fact I will never be a rich man financially.